John Goodman

Phil

Jamie Lee Curtis

Clara

Michael Bacall

Chuckie

Janice Kawaye

April

John Ratzenberger

Ike Stump

Jennifer Tilly

Cookie

Cheryl Chase

Helen/Beth

Eddie Deezen

Ben

Ed Begley Jr.

Bradley

Tifanie Christun

Miss Bradshaw

April Winchell

Sgt. Dysart/Judge

John Vernon

Grand Porcinus

Scott Menville

Maurice LaMarche

Principal Singletary

Brian Doyle-Murray

Jungle George