
Turd Merchants of Death
1 hour 15 minutes2009-08-26
6.5
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Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.
Cast

Davis Lonergan
Happy Blonde Boy

Colby Graham
Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car

Scott Hendry
Scott Toolbanger

Andrew Martinez
Shirtless Car Accident Victim

Ann Hines
Receptionist

Bill HInes
Mad Doctor

Jack Spanbauer
Himself

Adrian Tennant
Door Man

Adam Smith
Bartender

Andrew Martinez
Greasy Bar Guy

Kaya Bersto
Kaya

Canyon Castator
Canyon

Josh Steele
Josh

Sheila Cummings
Sarah Caruso

Mike Carroll
Mert T. Nertson

Mike Kilkenny-Patrick
Fecal Blast Mascot / Himself

Glen Gillingham
Cop

Gordon Koch
Preacher

Ryan McMurray
Longboarder

Reed Goodman
Reed

Alan G. Stratton
Hero Mechanic

Maile Kobayashi
Ditsy Customer

Jeremy Frankovis
"Fist" Mechanic 2

Lazer Rubenstein
Mechanic 3

Kevin Hohman
Zombie Driving Car

Rob Schelgel
Arm-biting Zombie

Alex Covey
Cash Eating Zombie

Jake Schefrin
Zombie Burrito Server 1

Amy Docktor
Zombie Burrito Server 2

Dan Leonard
Zombie Burrito Server 3

El Vortex
El Vortex

Jake Schefrin
Zombie Jake

Jeff Hulslander
Himself

Max Garson
Himself

Patrick Dykstra
Himself

Canyon Castator
Himself

Josh Steele
Himself

Elijah Moore
Himself

Todd Frost
Himself

Reed Goodman
Himself

Trick Factory
Himself

Dustin Hinshaw
Himself
