Amanda Flowers

Ingrid

Kansas Bowling

Parker

Patti Harrison

Patti the Babysitter

Michael Madsen

Narrator (voice)

Kate Bornstein

God

Lynn Lowry

Elizabeth

Parker Love Bowling

Kansas

Trent Harris

Echo Person

Ryan Trecartin

The Hands of Fate (voice)

Dorian Electra

Terrible Charles

Whitney Moore

The Man From The Dark and Lonely Place

Alan Merrill

Alan Mortal

Lloyd Kaufman

Knower

Cherie Currie

Miss Skylace

Summer Greenberg

Sydney Ryder

Jesse Yungbei

Dord the Ninja

Jurgen Azazel Munster

Azazel

Matthew Silver

Gabriel

Wesley Doloris

The Evil Friend

Apryl Miller

The Zeitgeist

Weston Allen

Horrible Eric

Sophia Lamar

Chief of Police

Death Valley Girls

Self

Bunny H

Self

Abigail Gordon

Self

Mary Hanley

Self

Mike Handelman

Uncle

Abraham Lincoln The 3rd

Uncle

Hunter West

Uncle

Isaiah Mueller

Uncle

Steve Litwitz

Uncle

Kal Madsen

Clara Senida Leyba

The Hands Personified

Rodney Bingenheimer

The Dark Friend

Buttress

The Mad Mother

Jak Tripper

The Mad Father

Matt Ellin

Nathaniel of Sound

Neva Gentleman

Fate Incognito

Cindy Colon

The Double Agent

Dolby Williams

Jeff Blanchard

Paul Petroskey

Sofe Cote

Margaret

Gina Carson

Gina

Shara Maya Ali

Fate Blue